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someone: hey are you okay
me with no hesitation: *starts crying*

richhoneytrader100:
cupsnake100:
The Earth… Is A Cup
Explain
Holds Things

mazrimtaim:
“ priceofliberty:
“ cyberjock:
“ gotitforcheap:
“ hey microsoft, here’s a tip, don’t make such fucking creepy ads you weirdos
”
microsoft gonna help me transcend into cybernetic godhood
” ”

priceofliberty:
cyberjock:
gotitforcheap:
hey microsoft, here’s a tip, don’t make such fucking creepy ads you weirdos
microsoft gonna help me transcend into cybernetic godhood

bestpresidentna:
“ you can see the remorse in his eyes
”

bestpresidentna:

you can see the remorse in his eyes

so you nearly died in that taxi?
ryan lochte:

meanplastic:
“ when you graduate from college
”

when you graduate from college

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