wow

i like quietly snickering at things i read on my phone

ssueno:

someone: hey are you okay
me with no hesitation: *starts crying*

cupsnake100:

richhoneytrader100:

cupsnake100:

The Earth… Is A Cup

Explain

Holds Things

mazrimtaim:
“ priceofliberty:
“ cyberjock:
“ gotitforcheap:
“ hey microsoft, here’s a tip, don’t make such fucking creepy ads you weirdos
”
microsoft gonna help me transcend into cybernetic godhood
” ”

mazrimtaim:

priceofliberty:

cyberjock:

gotitforcheap:

hey microsoft, here’s a tip, don’t make such fucking creepy ads you weirdos

microsoft gonna help me transcend into cybernetic godhood

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bestpresidentna:
“ you can see the remorse in his eyes
”

bestpresidentna:

you can see the remorse in his eyes

willinq:

so you nearly died in that taxi?

ryan lochte:

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meanplastic:
“ when you graduate from college
”

meanplastic:

when you graduate from college